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Monday, December 13, 2010

Ode to thy royal chocolate Snicker

Snickers Candy Bar, 2.07-Ounce Package (Pack of 48)
Oh, you deceptive thing, you.
So small, and "fun" you say,
but your consequences are never that way.
They fill you with sugar, fats, and death;
yet American's still can't get enough of you yet.
You were forced upon me when company was around
Fuck you, you chocolaty nugaty mound!

Finals week. And I ate a shit load of "fun" size snickers 'cause my sister brought the damned things in the house and offered me some.


Note to self: Misty, grow some fucking balls and learn how to say NO! ugh. Will I ever learn?


1 comment:

PerfectingmyEmptiness said...

it is not your fault, hun, it is your sister's fault and of course, Snicker's fault:)
I love you Mist:X